Ghetto Cartoon Lyrics by Coolio

Ghetto Cartoon Lyrics

    Once upon a time in a land called fuck
    Lived a duck named donald and his mother was a cluck
    Mickey mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag
    Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag
    Donald had beef, so mickey couldn't sleep
    They was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep
    Bugs bunny had the props on the eastside spots
    Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot
    Goofy was mickey mouse righthand man
    One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand
    Called pixie and dixie, two killers from chicago
    A game of 5k, to eliminate donald
    But what they didn't know, is donald was a g
    Had big time respect, from the west to the east
    Haps up see, and listen to the funk
    First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
    Huey and duey and louie with a
    Shot down mickey mouse made .. minnie
    Everybody know minnie got shot down
    And the cop on the case was huckleberry hound
    Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of dog
    Eye-witness to the crime was kermit the frog
    But kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
    Pixie and dixie just did a driveby
    On donald duck, but they shot and they missed
    And now bugs bunny is gettin kind of pissed
    Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy elmer
    Bugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin corner
    The future's lookin shitty in fuck city
    So they called in the feds, beetlejuice and miss piggy
    Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes
    Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

    Now the war is on and mickey mouse is dead
    Quick draw mcgraw took two to the head
    Huey and duey and louie got caught
    And now they in the county, ready to sell out
    Pixie and dixie's on the run from the mob
    Cause they tried to kill donald and they didn't do the job
    Bugs bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk
    Bullet fucked up beetlejuice, while miss piggy had a pump
    Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin
    So tom and jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen
    Goofy was a punk and everybody knew
    Him and huckleberry hound was spotted drinkin brew
    In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark
    But they both got smoked by jabberjaw the shark
    Donald duck got the whole damn city sewed up
    In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck