Funky Technician Lyrics by Lord Finesse

Funky Technician Lyrics

    *chorus*
    "mmm mm mm, ain't that something?"
    "damn it feels good to see people up on it"
    (repeat 4x)

    Lord finesse in effect cause i rhyme hard
    Look good flow smooth yeah the whole nine yard
    Wear and tear mc's that step near
    I make the girl strip naked and just give it here
    It's like, taking candy from a kid in a baby carriage
    Suckers vanish, because i do crazy damage
    Crews i smoke and diss, don't even joke with this
    Just listen to the sounds of the funky vocalist

    *chorus*

    Now i'm the man with intellect, no one to disrespect
    I kick a rhyme and make mc's wanna hit the deck
    And give it up and use they rhymes as a sacrifice
    Brothers try they best, they ain't even half as nice
    They try to kick it, by using that softer rap
    Me sound wack? nigga please, come off of that
    I'm mystical, musical, i might confuse a few
    Lord finesse gettin funky as usual
    Releasin some fresh words, sparkin the neck work
    Cause i'm the expert, wearin sneakers and sweatshirts
    Jeans and hoods, there's no doubt that i rap good
    I ?walk with a bout? with my hat turned backwards
    To many, i may look like a hoodlum
    But i'm a rapper and a pretty damn good one
    Cause i can get smooth and mild or wild like a juvenile
    Or get swift with the gift and just lose the crowd
    State the facts, create the raps
    Those who try to down me, better step out my face with that
    Cause i can get raw like many or any one of them
    I take a nine when you rate me from one to ten
    I got skills so don't try approachin me
    I keep rhymes in stores just like groceries
    Don't try to snap troop, cause this man be strapped
    Come correct you be leavin home handicapped
    In a straightjacket, or a wheelchair
    (finesse lost your touch?) naah, it's still there
    So wannabees and competition
    Beware of lord finesse, the funky technician

    *chorus*

    I'm untouchable, with the skills to crush a crew
    When it comes to rhymes it's a must that i bust a few
    Keep the crowd listening i'm so magnificent
    It even says finesse on my birth certificate, i'm the
    Man of bravery skill and chicanery
    I get the ladies cause i use my brain you see
    And that's no surprise you might get pulverized
    If you sleep, so don't even close your eyes
    I go and flow, i even give crews advice
    To make it short, i'm crazy stupid nice
    Using bad words, pronouns and adverbs
    Putting english together just like a mad nerd
    Mc's i stomp and scare, i make em lose they hair
    I rip the mic and take it home as a souveneir
    Rough and tough cause i come from a bad block
    Watch your girl with a chain and a padlock
    I go solo, far from a homo
    That's a no no, get more sex than a porno
    When it comes to rhymes i write my own
    Speak in a hyper tone, when rippin a microphone
    So those steppin to me better have somethin hype to say
    I cook mc's faster than you can in a microwave
    I'm the type that'll give any man a chance
    To come correct before leavin in a ambulance
    So those that's dissin and flippin better listen
    To lord finesse - the funky technician

    *chorus*

    *chorus again w/ variations*





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