Funky Piano Lyrics by Epmd

Funky Piano Lyrics

    (chuck d sample: "hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]

    Straight from brooklyn, from out the projects,
    It's dj scratch, so girls fix your kotex.
    The ruler; not slick rick, but the ruler on the mix,
    With ten or more tricks.
    Take flicks, prick, but please don't miss this:
    Watch my dj cut with his dick.
    Yeah, slick ain't it? see your moms fainted,
    Technique 1200, and watch scratch train it.
    I'm-a step off and let scratch collect dough,
    While you hear my jam with the funky piano.

    ("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]
    ("here with the movement of his hands")

    ("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch]
    ("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x}
    [scratch]

    Pmd:
    A brief description, yeah, bust my dj on the mix.
    No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
    And feeds up and down is extra weak,
    He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.
    Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade.
    Real name george spivey, sports a high-top fade.
    Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'.
    No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'.
    From table to table, sports a gucci cable.
    Epmd's the group, def jam is the label.
    Now i'm-a step off while scratch collects his dough,
    Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.

    ("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]
    ("here with the movement of his hands")

    ("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch]
    ("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x}
    [scratching]
    ("good god!")

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