Every dump you take Lyrics

Official lyrics for Every dump you take, performed by Jonny Dawson.

Every dump you take And every shite you make Every time you quake Every face you make It’s just a poo Every single day And every curse you say Every strain you make Every shit you take It’s just a poo You need a wee? Please go take a pee How your ass cheeks ache With every push you make Every dump you make Every bog you break Every groan you make Every wind you break It’s just a poo Since you shat, I’ve been lost without a trace Dreaming only that I could find my face The toilet needs to be replaced I’ve gone bald and there’s shit all on my face I keep screaming no more, no more please…. You need a wee? Please go take a pee How your ass cheeks ache With every squeeze you make Every shite you take And every time you quake Every time you moan Every time you groan It’s just a poo Every fart you make Every dump you take It’s just a poo It’s just a poo It’s just a poo