Eddie Are You Kidding Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Eddie Are You Kidding Lyrics

    Mark volman (lead vocals)
    Howard kaylan (lead vocals)
    Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
    Aynsley dunbar (drums)
    Don preston (keyboards, mini-moog)
    Jim pons (bass, vocals)

    Eddie, are you kidding?
    I've seen you on my tv
    Eddie, are you kidding?
    The people always ask me
    I saw your double knits
    I thought they were the pits
    You threw it in a bag
    And then you sent me home - -
    What!?
    Eddie, are you kidding?
    No, no.
    Eddie, are you kidding?
    No, no.
    Eddie, are you teasing
    About your rancid garments?
    Eddie, are you teasing
    About your sixty tailors?
    I'm coming over shortly
    Because i am a portly
    You promised you could fit me
    In fifty dollar suit - -
    Oh
    Eddie, are you kidding?
    No, no.
    Eddie, are you kidding?
    No, no.

    Eddie, my friends ask me,
    Eddie, eddie, are you kidding?
    I wanna tell you something,
    My friends:
    I am not kidding.
    Here at zachary all
    We have sixty tailors
    In the back room.
    We have the west's largest
    Selections of portly's, regulars
    Longs, extra longs, and cadets.
    And my friends say to me: eddie,
    Eddie, what do you think of the new double knits?
    (eddie, what do you think of the new double knits?)
    And i tell them: i'll tell you
    Something frankly, my friends - -
    When the new double knits first
    Came out, i was not impressed.
    But as you can see
    These pants i'm wearing
    Are double knit. they stretch
    In all the right places.
    They're most comfortable.
    Our model twiggy here will demostrate.
    I have this lovely little
    Seersucker ... wait a minute

    Where can i go gardena?
    And where can i go in l.a.
    And where can i go in rosemont
    I need some threads today

    I need the knits
    The double knits
    I need the knits
    They are the pits
    I need the knits
    The double knits
    I'm coming over shortly
    Because i am a portly
    You promised you could fit me
    In fifty dollar suit - -
    Whew!
    Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
    Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
    Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
    Eddie, are you kidding me?
    Eddie, are you kidding me?
    Eddie, are you kidding me?

    No, my friends, i'm not kidding,
    Right here on the miracle mile
    We have the west's largest
    Selections of portly, regular
    Cadet, tall and long.
    And not only that - -
    My brother jake and little emil
    And sixty tailors ...

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