Drive-Thru Lyrics by Tenacious D

Drive-Thru Lyrics

    Kage?

    Yea?
    Let's go to this drive-thru
    oh good, im starvin'
    *vrrooooommmm noise*
    may I help you?
    Yea, um, uh
    Can I have your order?
    yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu
    Ok
    ..ummm

    Would you like to buy some curly fries?
    Please don't, dont offer me anything
    I'll tell YOU want I want,
    OK..

    um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nugget?s
    yes, six piece nuggets
    just uh, can you just give me four nuggets?
    im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE
    would you like to try them?
    SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..
    take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
    i'm just wanting my four nugget thing
    i'm trying to watch my colory intake

    it comes in six or twelve piece
    PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS
    and give me four chicken mcnuggets
    allright, four six piece nuggets

    and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee
    A JR Western Bacon Chee,
    im trying to watch my figure
    Western Bacon Cheeseburger
    A JR Western Bacon Chee
    would you like that with onions?
    no onions.. um..
    ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets

    and um.. im gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich
    since that has less calories cause its fish
    Filet o' Fish..

    now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-coke
    cuase im trying to watch my figure
    try to loose some of the weight
    uh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?
    um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake
    because im trying to watch my figure
    not a large a small
    it comes in medium-small or medium-large
    um.. small chocolate shake..

    um also a small season's curlys
    small season's curlys..
    ok i got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..
    ummm fuck my ass what else

    give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it
    $10.01.
    wait kage what do you want
    uhhh geez let me have uhh
    i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger
    large shake, seasoned curlys..
    OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER
    thats all i want, thats all i want
    GOOD, ok..
    how much is that sir? that will be $14.75
    at the window please, please drive up

    do you have any money?
    oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh
    give it to me.. Allright Here... ok
    we only have umm alright

    im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
    ok thank you..
    lets go

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