Dont Turn Out Like Your Mother Lyrics by Proclaimers, The

Dont Turn Out Like Your Mother Lyrics

    You're a grown woman
    Good at what you do
    I'm happy as hell
    When i'm alone whit you
    As you stroke my body
    And soothe my brow
    With everything
    That the law will allow
    I pray "don't turn out like your mother"

    (repeat)

    Im a grown man
    Over 21
    I've got an ugly face
    But i have a lot of fun
    So if spill a glass
    Or break a dish
    I hear your voice
    And i make this wish
    Please "don't turn out like your mother"

    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out like your mother
    I couldn't stand it
    And i'll be damned if
    I'm gonna live with another

    So many woman
    Give you so much
    Civilized ways
    And a gentle touch
    A different perspective
    That's as bright as a button
    But then you wake up one morning
    And it all counts for nothing
    Cos she's turned into her mother

    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out like your mother
    I couldn't stand it
    And i'll be damned if
    I'm gonna live with another

    It's not the way she looks
    It's not the food she cooks
    Her kind of indignation
    Don't cause me trepidation
    But to live with a woman like this
    Would take a masochist
    Or someone who could get and could stay permanently pissed

    (repeat)

    You're a grown woman
    Good at what you do
    I'm happy as hell
    When i'm alone with you
    As you stroke my body
    And soothe my brow
    With everything
    That the law will allow

    Im a grown man
    Over 21
    I've got an ugly face
    But i have a lot of fun
    So if spill a glass
    Or break a dish
    Don't get on to me
    Like some haranguing witch

    Don't turn out like your mother
    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out
    Don't turn out like your mother
    I couldn't stand it
    And i'll be damned if
    I'm gonna live with another

    It's not her looks
    Or the way she cooks
    That wakes me up in a cold sweat
    It's just the knowledge
    That if it happened
    I couldn't drink enough to forget

    Don't turn out (etc)
    Don't end up (etc)

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