Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics

    [brother marquis]
    My mama and your mama was talking little shit
    My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
    I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
    She slayed me and all the boys
    And even sucked our dicks
    Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
    Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass
    Cause she couldn't make him cum
    Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
    Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge
    Papa bear said 'shit bitch, you must think i'm sick
    Just get down here, on your knees
    And suck this badass dick'
    Abraham lincoln was a good old man
    He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
    Said 'excuse me lady, i'm doing my duty
    So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

    [fresh kid ice]
    There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
    Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
    She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
    When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
    Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
    With her legs gapped open wide
    Up came a spider, looked up inside her
    And said 'that pussy's wide'
    Little jack horner sat in a corner
    Fucking this cutie pie
    Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
    Said 'hell of a nigga am i'
    Humpty dumpty fell off the wall
    Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
    All the king's horses and all the king's men
    Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again

    [luke]
    Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out
    The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
    Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

    [brother marquis]
    Little red riding hood was on her way
    To grandmother's house
    But before she got there she met this man
    That turned her hot ass out

    [fresh kid ice]
    Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair
    The dog's on my ass and getting near
    The hair came loose and fell in a lake
    Bitch check the weave that's in that lake

    [luke]
    Bitch, get that weave out!
    You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
    Mix say, bitch get that weave out...

    (hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it!) -> cheech and chong


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