Dead Pumpkins Lyrics by Insane Clown Posse

Dead Pumpkins Lyrics

    J, do you have a halloween story for the class?
    Ye-ye-yeah, um there was this boy and he lived in his house and um,
    He went to bed one day and then when he woke up um,
    And when he woke up he was,
    He was up to his head in the dirt and um,
    He couldn't move and this man came walkin along
    But instead of the man helping him out the man just started
    Kickin him and kickin him in his face over and over
    And then he got the lawn mower and then he.....
    Trick or treat, bone apetit
    All the little kiddies runnin down my street
    Gathering candy treats door to door
    But they walk pass mine, what for?
    Probably cuz the pumpkins on my porch are real
    Real human heads carved out with steel
    Cut out the eyes man it takes but a minute
    Rip out the b-b-b-b-brains and put a candle in it
    Maybe they leave cuz i take 'em inside
    Come and meet mother, 2 years ago she died
    Little boys laugh cuz they think it's just a dummy
    But then the smell hits 'em, mmm, smells yummy
    Open your bag and i give you my treat
    Crusty yellow toes off a dead woman's feet
    Take me by the hand and i lead you down stairs
    And that little jimmy is were you'll spend the next 7 years
    Staring and weakening chained to the wall
    Starin at a roach hoping it will crawl
    Into your mouth for a tasty cuisine
    Yes my little friends, it's the
    Dead pumpkin halloween
    Ahhhhh yeah it's that special time of year boys and girls so come to the pumpkin
    Patch and bring your panty sacks so i can shit in 'em you bitch
    Well i love all the children but i can't fuck around don't come to my door
    Dressed as a clown
    Cuz you never know i might take it the wrong way
    Cuz i'm the real wicked juggalocaro violent j
    All year round but i love my halloween
    You never get an apple or a purple jellybean
    Droplets of chocolate a licorice snack
    Instead you get a deep friend french poodle nutsack
    Looking out my door i see no children in sight
    Perhaps there all dead, yesterday was devils night
    They burn down the city and they leave the crispy chard
    Light myself on fire and dance around my backyard
    All the pretty girlies
    I can see were your at sitting on your window
    I can turn into a bat watchin you remove all your little clothesies for bed
    I crashed through your window and land on your head
    Drinking the blood that has gone through the bone
    Now i must leave mothers calling me home
    Up to the moonlight i'm gone from the scene
    Peace to detroit city, and have a dead pumpkin halloween
    Yeah i'll snatch your little candy bag only i'm a tie it around your mutha
    Fuckin neck and choke you with it wicked clown style ha ha fuck..detroit's in
    This bitch,check it out muthafucka..yeah..wicked clown's in this
    Muthafucka..jump steady in this muthafucka..wicked clown in this
    Muthafucka..and you watch this muthafucka..chucky muthafucky in this
    Shit..violent j in this muthafucka..rude boy in this muthafucka..
    Stupid in this muthafucka..mike mike in this muthafucka..
    Faygo this mothafucka..all this in this muthafucka..check it out..violent j in
    This muthafucka..2dope in this muthafucka..wicked joe in this
    Muthafucka.!

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