You´ve had your fill of laughing gas
And pacing ´round the waiting room
Heard you moved into an empty house
When they broke into the girls bedroom
The daughter of a child
Said she´s got the whole thing down
Best inform the missing persons act
You know your daughter cant be found
Do you want something to eat?
Who´d look good in captoe´s hat
Are you trying to poison me
Who siad that i could ever act
Daughter of a child...