(words & music by margaret a roche)
Do i wanna be a dog?
Any diddlin' male would do
If i was a damned old dog
I wouldn't be fussy for you
Do i wanna be a housebroken dog
Eat better than an indian
I don't wanna be a damned old dog
I just wanna lick your chin again
I thought that i could convince you
I thought that i could get through
Chew out a hole in the fence you
Barked up between me and you
Limpin' around in the moonlight
Coverin' up what i did
Words decompose all around me
Nuisances i committed
Do i wanna be a dog
Cut the heat out of me
If i was a damned old dog
I wouldn't have to goddamn human be