I thought i heard a chainsaw
Rather late last night
I woke this mornin' and i knew i was right
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues
I knew we were in trouble
I knew she lost her head
When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues
(little beck skat riff)
I'm layin' in my grave
All i do is grunt
Cause the undertaker got all mixed up
And put my ass in the front
I got the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)