Cock Pushps Lyrics by Tenacious D

Cock Pushps Lyrics

    KG-D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album...

    When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

    JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

    KG- Yeah?

    JB- Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.

    KG-Cock pushups?
    JB-yeah
    KG-What are those?

    JB- It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
    KG-yeah?
    JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

    KG-pshh...noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
    could support your whole weight?

    JB-well not at first
    KGyeah
    JB-but over time

    KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

    JB-Cock pushups?

    KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

    JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

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