Cheesy Rat Blues Lyrics by LL Cool J

Cheesy Rat Blues Lyrics

    Intro: sampled from "The Vapors" by BizMarkie

    Nothin can save ya
    Nothin can save ya
    Nothin can save ya
    *scratched* Nothin

    Just throw your hands in the air
    And wave 'em like you just don't care
    Keep 'em there
    Yo run the jewels run the jewels run the jewels

    *scratched* Can you feel it

    Verse One:

    I used to be rollin like a millionaire
    Cash in a flash bankroll to spare
    Homeboys hangin, champagne and girls
    Got my main woman Diamonds, my mistress Pearls
    Everybody laughin at my corny jokes
    I was stupid; I thought that they were sincere folks
    It turned out they liked the money and the fame
    If I ain't get paid, I'd be that nobody James
    The nobody, who dreamed about bein somebody
    Chief rocker at the party
    And they was hangin like, "Yo, I'm your man
    I don't even care about the ring on your hand"
    We'd go out to eat and chill
    But they would go to the bathroom when it was time to pay the bill
    I didn't notice all the chuckles and laughter
    Too busy with a female tellin me I'm the master
    I was slick like, "Huh, do I know you?
    I got play, here, let me show ya"
    Used to have a girl that was on the ball
    When the cash flow got low, so did her calls
    Used to have a homeboy, always chillin
    My cash went low, he told me I was illin
    And don't call cause he don't hang with derelicts
    Broke with no cash, yo, I was in the mix
    Everybody stepped cause my pocket wasn't fat
    My girl got a new man, I fixed his flat
    I'm the one that they're laughin' at
    They say, "Cheesy rat, you ain't all that"

    Chorus: *BizMarkie again*

    Can you feel it?
    Can you feel it?
    Can you feel it?
    Can you feel it?
    Nothin can save ya

    Verse Two:

    I mean crabbin, played out by backstabbin; I feel like tiein
    a anchor to my ankle and jumpin right in the ocean
    Cause I'm ashy and I can't afford lotion
    So-called friends in the jewelry store
    Told me, "Todd, come back when you get off tour"
    Souped as hell, I really regret it
    Now the only thing I got in my pocket is bad credit
    How can a man like me
    be walkin around in a world of misery?
    And if women like a man with a body, it's not mine
    Cause they be walkin past me like I'm a stop sign
    My homeboys laugh when they pass the forty
    Sayin, "Todd, as if he used to have a sporty"
    The Benz was slammin, the Jeep was pumpin
    Ain't that somethin?
    I just laugh, this isn't what I was raised for
    When I walk away, it's like ain't this a
    kick in the rear, that I'm standin here
    And can't afford a tissue for my tear
    Should I drink wine and brandy
    or get a job puttin stripes on candy
    Or put a hole in donuts?
    Cause when you're broke, your middle name is "so-what?"
    I had to learn in an incredibly fast way
    When you ain't got no money they treat you like an ashtray
    I pawned all my jewelry and clothes
    Right after that, I got dissed by all the hoes
    that I thought was mine, but really never was
    Soon the whole neighborhood got the buzz
    That my tank was on "E", and that means empty
    That Twinkie looks good, so mister don't tempt me
    Everybody thought I was trippin
    I rode the back of the bus, but my grip kept on slippin
    I'm the man that they're laughin at
    They say, "Cheesy rat, you ain't all that"

    Repeat chorus

    Verse Three:

    I wanna hang with my man like, "Let's do this"
    But this man like "Who this?"
    That's right, the brother got two faces
    They got me puttin the tips on shoelaces
    P on the Puma, a mop and a bucket
    My motto is... I don't care
    I don't give a damn, so what, why try?
    I might as well rob some Blake Carrington sucker for his money
    It's so funny
    Cars ride by with the boomin system
    Sayin, "Leave him alone, my man already dissed him"
    Now I'm on the cheeseline, poverty-stricken
    As the red tape thickens
    I go to the park, they wanna baseball-bat me
    I go to the mall, they throw my old tapes at me
    I'm so horny
    And every girl I know be like, "He's so corny"
    I want money in a hurry
    I'm gettin tired of leftover curry
    I wanna fall off, but I don't know where the edge is
    I'm so hungry, I eat my neighbor's hedges
    Now I realize I gotta go for mine
    It's windshield time
    I take quarters, pennies, dimes and nickles
    and a kiddy's tricycle
    I'm a desperado
    "I'ma steal your rims" is my motto
    I watch wrestlin until I'm dizzy sore
    So if you're cashin your rent check, know how to get busy
    Go to the drive-through, run with a milkshake
    Go to the supermarket, pocket a raw steak
    I need beer
    I'ma catch the Miller truck out there
    You know how they throw, the newspapers in the morning
    The owner don't want em
    I'm the man that they're laughin at
    They say, "Cheesy rat, you ain't all that."

    Repeat chorus

    Outro:

    So yo, one more time, one more time
    Party people in the house tonight

    Just throw your hands in the air
    And wave em like you just don't care
    Keep em there
    Run the jewels, run the jewels, run the jewels

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