(this song is a combination of spoken segments with vocal sound effects and singing. this will be the basic lyric only as the performance is far more than can be easily written down).
Chorus:
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your car-car
(spoken and sound effects segment)
Take me for a ride in your mac truck
Take me for a ride in your truck, mack
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your mac truck, mack
(spoken and sound effects segment)
(chorus)
(spoken segment, with sound effects, then mary sings...)
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your 3.2 liter ferrari
With torsion bar suspension
And those ported venturi carburetors!
(another spoken and sound effects segment to the end of the song)