Call Any Vegetable Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Call Any Vegetable Lyrics

    Ray collins (vocals)
    Jimmy carl black (drums)
    Billy mundi (drums)
    Roy estrada (bass)
    Don preston (keyboards)
    Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
    Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

    (cheesey, cheesey)
    (this is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
    They're real good for yo)

    Call any vegetable call it by name
    Call one today when you get off the train
    Call any vegetable and the chances are good
    Aw, the vegetable will respond to you

    (some people don't go for prunes...i
    Don't know, i've always found that if they...)
    Call any vegetable pick up your phone
    Think of a vegetable lonely at home
    Call any vegetable and the chances are good
    That a vegetable will respond to you

    Rutabaga, rutabaga,
    Rutabaga, rutabaga,
    Rutabay-y-y-y...

    (a prune isn't really a vegetable...
    Cabbage is a vegetable...)

    No one will know
    If you don't want to let them know
    No one will know
    'less it's you that might tell them so
    Call and they'll come to you
    Covered with dew
    Vegetables dream, of responding to you

    Standing there shiny and proud by your side
    Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
    Why is a vegetable something to hide?

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