Breaker 1 9 Lyrics by Common Sense

Breaker 1 9 Lyrics

    A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey
    Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me
    You see I'm tryin to get the punani
    but you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh
    You see I'm tryin to get the punani
    but you just wanna rock me, oooh, check it
    So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom
    Because I gotta gotta get some, el, bow, room
    So I can Bang-kok, better yet, knock Italy
    But raindrops keep fallin on my couch, try to sit with me
    Tamperin up my program, so I play another slow jam
    It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man
    But you insist on stay and playin Genesis
    I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass
    And don't come knockin my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo
    I'm talkin the his and his and hers, Three's Company too
    So step to the step to the rear
    And don't come back now, hear?

    Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, yeah)
    Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, made it!)
    To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHH!)
    To the break y'all (break y'all break, BREAK!)

    The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here!
    I'm checkin my mirror from the rear -
    - locks are closer, than they appear
    The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again
    But ain't no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn't there
    You're thinkin that, "Oops, I made a mistake"
    You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break"
    You made a mistake on the first take
    tryin to break a leg for take two
    You shoulda ate your Wheaties
    and Petey mighta made a breakthrough
    You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position
    Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin
    It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline
    You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp figures
    So you take ? and then play the role of friend and talk
    Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk
    Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner
    It's fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_
    So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up
    My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I I think I can!!"
    Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that's what they all say
    Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy
    What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted
    It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!"
    Hopin you won't drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay?
    What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby!
    Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows
    that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's

    To the break y'all (break y'all, YEAH)
    To the break y'all (break y'all, MAYBE)
    To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHHH)
    To the break y'all (break y'all, check it out)

    The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break
    The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!
    The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!!
    Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN!

    Walkin up and then down the strip
    Lookin for some hip so I can skip
    I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script
    that they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD Gus
    So I'm gettin a bus, as I thrill at the disgust
    Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this
    And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business
    Dippin from a distance, in an instance I got the digits
    and blew a kiss to her
    (THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn't speak to her
    I hooked up with the one that looked NICE
    Took her mind, like an ICE
    'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice
    Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill
    They told her to keep that booty still
    I been through more hoes than the pill
    Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete (UHH)
    In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK)
    The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin knocked
    I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop
    So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell
    Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail
    Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat
    Like a belt, everything was strapped
    'til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?"
    The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy
    This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy
    THAT WAS FOUL, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead end
    The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in
    No more no more no more and now I know and now I know
    Don't mess around with CB's, good buddie, ten-fo'

    (Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh break it..)

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