Beef Jerky Lyrics by Cibo Matto

Beef Jerky Lyrics

    My weight is 300 pounds
    My favorite is beef jerky
    I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
    My mom says, 'You are kinky!'

    Who cares? I don't care!
    A horse's ass is better than yours
    X4

    Lay down here, baby
    Just relax...honey

    My baby horse is Jennifer
    What a beefy hip!
    She has a fine coat of fur
    What shiny hair!

    Who cares? I don't care!
    A horse's ass is better than yours
    X4

    Let's eat carrots together until...
    Let's eat carrots together until...

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