(difford/tilbrook)
Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.
I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)
I would like to be like peter peter
Pan pan pan pan (bang bang bang bang)
Chorus
Staying younger by the day
My good looks will never fade
I hope i can can can can
(bang bang bang bang)
Napoleon was very brave
Incomplete he took to his grave
Josephine was such a joke
Kept her letter inside his coat
V. van gogh was so i hear
One to send his love an ear
Some impression this would make
This was to be his big mistake
Catherine lost her pretty head
She wasn't very good in bed
Didn't wear a hat again
She got so wet out in the rain
I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)
I would like to be like peter peter
Pan pan pan pan (bang bang bang bang)
Chorus
Chorus
Can can can can (bang bang bang bang)