Arnold Lyrics

(Spoken): Theo, I just came to tell you that I am not coming to your birthday party. Theo (Spoken): But you're already HERE! Iris (Spoken): I'm leaving because your dumb invitation says "No turtles allowed." Theo (Spoken): Birthdays are for people, not pets. Iris (Spoken): Which shows how little you know, since it is a fact of nature that Arnold is more than just a pet! (Sung)It's not like he can fetch a stick or hop or purr or even lick. But God had better things in mind, you see, the day he brought Arnold to me... Theo (Spoken): I said no turtles! Iris: Arnold knows its okay to take time. It's okay to study a blade of grass. Arnold knows when I've got show 'n tell I can always take him to class. Arnold knows how to listen real hard if I share a secret, he’ll never talk. And Arnold knows to retreat in his shell and do his cool impression of a rock. Theo (Spoken): Hey! Is this my birthday or what?! All (except Theo): He's slow so I know just where to find him. And he moves like people do when they get old. So who cares if he's not speedy as a rocket? How many pets can fit inside your pocket? Arnold knows. Iris: When I don't wear a smile... Joanna: It's because a smile doesn't fit your mood. All (except Theo): Arnold knows Iris: That I like what he likes. Kicker: But you'll never like turtle food. Iris: And Arnold knows how to bend right in: He won't scream for attention to prove he's smart... And if he moves at a slower pace, Arnold knows All (expect Theo): Arnold knows Iris: My Arnold knows how to find a place in my heart.