I'm going down to church tonight
Just like back when i was eight
But i don't mean to pray
I'm gonna nick myself a collection plate
(chorus)
I'v got nothing against church
Or any people that go there and show that
They're ignorant, i don't understand
A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the fellows of hope
As you know i used to go there myself
But for the day became antipope
Theres gonna be some fun tonight
The spreading is around the town
The vicars a transvestite
With a freanch veroyalty gowns
(chorus)
Religion doesn't mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don't dig that all the way
(chorus)