Up in smoke you've lost another lover
As you take a hit off your last cigarette
Strung out, burnt out
Yeah you're down on your luck
And you don't give a ..
. 'Til the best part of you starts to twitch
Ain't that a bitch
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin'my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
You think you're high and fine as wine
Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch
'Cause love is like a wrong turn
On a cold night ... yeah
Ain't that a bitch
In a daze
In the throes of emotion
You see God in the Devil's eyes
Then you fall so far from grace
You wouldn't know a kiss
If it was on your face
You can tell it to the jury
But you ain't got no case
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin'my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
The gal was fine as calamine but not
enough to scratch a seven year itch
'Cause love is like the last licks
Outta Hendrix ... yeah
Ain't that a bitch
Then you feel so out of place
Lickin'up the arsenic
From the same old lace
You know the stuff is poison
But you gotta have a taste
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
'Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you're gonna find
You think you're high and fine as wine
Then you wind up with your face in the ditch
'Cause love is like a warm gun
On a cold night ... yeah
Ain't that a bitch