Agency Man Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Agency Man Lyrics

    Frank zappa (guitar, vocals)
    Ian underwood (alto saxophone, piano)
    Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)
    Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)
    Roy estrada (bass, vocals)
    Don preston (electric piano)
    Arthur tripp (drums, percussion)
    Jimmy carl black (drums)
    Members of the bbc symphony orchestra

    (were the mothers of invention ahead of their time? at least in the case of agency man (written in 1967), about ronald reagan running for president. (since bill casey was reagan campaign manager
    Later became head of the cia, the idea of a political sales pitch emanating from an agency man takes on a whole new dimension).

    Sell us a president, agency man
    Smiling big brother stern father perhaps
    Sell us a president, agency man
    (a gay?) smiling up we know never craps
    Let's try california,
    Pay us first before we do it
    We get a smilin nazi
    March him right on through
    Wham a baby
    Kiss a baby
    Ladies in for tea


    And here's a bunch of speeches
    Well toss 'em in for free


    Sell us a president, agency man
    Smiling big brother stern father perhaps
    Sell us a president, agency man
    (a gay?) smiling up we know never craps


    We'll sell him in the movies
    On the tube throughout the year
    We'll sell him by the bucket
    To the okies drinking beer
    We'll teach him how to walk and talk
    We'll putty up his chin
    We'll print his picture everywhere
    Of course the shmuck will win


    From the heart of death valley
    To the ruling of our land
    A simple trick you simple pig
    It's just the way we planned

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