A Gangstas Fairytale Lyrics by Ice Cube

A Gangstas Fairytale Lyrics

    Intro: little russ, ice cube

    [story-teller] once upon a time, in the black part of the city
    [young kid] yo g, yo g you better get out of here man, 5-0
    [door swings shut, car peels out]

    [russ] yo ice cube, man
    [cube] whassup man?
    [russ] why you...
    [cube] whassup?
    [russ] yo ice cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the bitches
    And the niggaz? why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? the
    Fuckin kids?!
    [cube] word

    Verse one: ice cube

    Little boys and girls, they all love me
    Come sit on the lap of i-c-e
    And let me tell ya a story or two
    About a punk-ass nigga i knew
    Named jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
    Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
    Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
    Met a bitch named jill on the bus stop
    Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
    At that type of shit he's a pro
    So jack and jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
    Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
    Then he had to go see dr. bombay
    Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
    To make some money, why not?
    Down on sesame street, the dope spot
    There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
    Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
    For the man that was really important
    Who lived down the street in a air jordan
    Ride to the fellow mister rogers and hoes
    Drove a 500 sittin on lorenzoes
    He broke out, little bo peep, smoked out
    Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins

    [little bo peep] yo yo i got them sheepskins
    Yo, my empty sheepskins
    Yo baby, what's up with that?

    Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock
    Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock
    I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
    Had a fight with snow white, she was fuckin her dwarfs
    Saw a fight over colors, too
    Red riding hood, and little boy blue
    A bad influence? yo i don't know
    But ice cube'll tell the kids how the story should go


    Interlude: little russ

    Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
    This is little russ in the house
    Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!
    [well, you know the rest]

    Verse two: ice cube

    Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
    With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
    Three little pigs in a coup de ville
    Lookin for, the wolf to kill
    They're fucked up and they want revenge
    Them and humpty used to be friends
    Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
    Pulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed him
    Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
    And mister rogers is gettin mighty jealous
    Of the cash that the pigs were makin
    Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
    Cause mister rogers found out quick
    That humpty dumpty was blown to bits
    They said that the motherfuckin wolf was next
    So mister rogers better watch his step
    So he let the wolf know
    We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
    Cause cinderella is much too fast
    Before twelve, givin up ass
    Double barrels all loaded and cocked
    As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
    They bailed down sesame street and caught em
    Little boy blue is up front givin orders
    Little did they know cinderella was a fink
    She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
    A bad influence? yo, i don't know
    But ice cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go

    Outro: little russ, ice cube

    [cube] aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
    [russ] yeah you aight, you in the house
    We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
    [cube] yeah you better go home before i whoop your little bad ass

    [barney rubble] some bedtime story huh?
    [bugs bunny] it's a nice place to visit, but i wouldn't wanna live here

    [andrew dice clay] ay, good ol' mother goose, remember her? i fucked her

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