A Day At The Office Lyrics by Guttermouth

A Day At The Office Lyrics

    Out in the backyard yesterday
    Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool
    The power cord got a little close to water edge
    And sent 10,000 volts down little billy's spine
    He was only nine
    Better luck next time

    Woke up one sunday afternoon
    The families gone on a hunting trip for caribou
    Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof
    I slipped and fell and landed on the ground
    No one was around
    When will i be found

    I'm sure not glad it happened
    But i'm happy as can be
    That it look the life from someone else
    Better than me

    Bought a home right by the plant
    They said she'd never blow again like she did before
    Perhaps they spoke a bit too soon
    Cause half passed noon
    She blew like hell and then the sky turned red
    Toxins overhead everybody's dead, everybody's dead
    Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening

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