22 Twos Lyrics by Jay-Z

22 Twos Lyrics

    [people clapping]
    Yo whassup everybody this is Mariah Davis, Mad Wednesday's
    we here tonight to have a good time ("Yo! Start the show! Start the show!")
    Wait a minute; I see my man over there Jay-Z
    Jay-Z, Dam Deass let me hear that lil' tape of yours, and it's fat
    Why don't you come up here and kick a lil' freestyle
    Put that champagne down, and kick a lil' freestyle for me tonight

    [Jay-Z]
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) [repeat 3X]
    Y'all motherfuckers musta hear that Tribe Called Quest, let's do it again
    Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) [repeat 3X]
    Well I'm gone... check this out
    Too much West coast dick-lickin, and too many niggaz on a mission
    Doin your best Jay-Z rendition
    Too many rough motherfuckers, I got my suspicions
    that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks nigga, listen
    Too many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe
    I'ma call you a hoe, too many bitches are shady
    Too many ladies give these niggaz too many chances
    Too many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is
    Too many bitches stuck up from too many sexual advances
    No question; Jay-Z got too many answers
    I been around this block, too many times
    Rocked, too many rhymes, cocked, too many nines, too
    To all my brothers it ain't too late to come together
    Cause too much black and too much love, equal forever
    I don't follow any guidelines cause too many niggaz ride mine
    so I change styles every two rhymes, hah, what the fuck
    That's 22 too's for y'all motherfuckers out there, yaknahmean?
    Shall I continue? Check it out, what?

    Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) [repeat 3X]
    Well I'm gone... yo, yo, yo
    Copped to reach my quota, push rock, roll up smooth like on ya
    Whole groove like hold-up, swoll up
    Too many faggot niggaz, clockin my spendin
    Exercisin you're, gay like minds like Richard Simmons
    If you could catch Jay right, on the late night
    without the eight right, maybe you could test my weight, right
    I dip, speak quicker than you ever seen
    adminster pain, next the minister's screamin your name
    At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket
    feelin sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin"
    You never ready, forever petty minds stay petty
    Mines thinkin longevity until I'm seventy
    Livin heavenly, fuck, felony after felony, what?
    Nigga ya broke, what the fuck you gon' tell me?

    ("Oooooooooooh!")

    Jay-Z, Jay-Z, now you know this is a fat track (aight)
    Now this is comin on your new album, on Roc-A-Fella records in ninety-six
    (no doubt no doubt) well, it is definitely the bomb
    But you know I do wanna say somethin to you, I know
    you've been havin a lot of problems with the law
    But I know you innocent, and I'm behind you 100%
    Mad Wednesday's, Ruby King, DJ Ace, Dang Dash
    Roc-A-Fella Records, we all behind you, you can come back anytime
    (Hah, thanks a lot)
    Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
    Ace, turn that music down
    I smell some reefer, now you see?
    That's why, our people don't have anything
    Because we don't know how to go in places and act properly
    ("Hey shut the fuck up!")
    Wait a minute wait a minute who told me shut the eff up?
    Who told me to shut the eff up? Get him out of here
    I'm not gonna continue this show, until you throw him out
    Get him out right now, then I'ma continue my speech
    Thank you, he's out of here now, now like I was sayin
    We gotta build our own business, we gotta get our own
    record companies goin like Roc-A-Fella Records...

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