2 Joints Lyrics by South Park Mexican

2 Joints Lyrics

    [intro: dum-dum and happy p]
    (lighting a joint)
    (coughs)
    [dum-dum)
    Go head maan
    Boy that's 5
    [happy p]
    That's got to be

    [verse 1: dum-dum and happy p]
    [dum-dum]
    I hit it from worst ways
    After the first day
    I'm needin it everyday
    And twice on a thursday
    Blood thick than water
    In pounds better than quarters
    I smoking two joints
    While i'm knockin down yo daughter
    Dope house records is on fire
    So grab the estinguisher
    I smoked out in the beamer
    Bout to get emphezema
    Gun slingers rap singers
    With more stripe than the bengals
    No need for the gang sign
    I'm using my trigga finga

    [happy p]
    Now won't you roll one
    Po the four one
    Sometimes i'm real selfish and i'll smoke my weed with no one
    You know me
    I'm young happy p
    Kick back aand blow a sweet
    While my niggas move keys
    Bitch please
    I got g's
    Sippin corona with lima squeeze
    And platinum p's
    Only smoke on the fine leaves
    I started out
    Sellin five dollar tweets
    And now i'm elevating
    Sellin 5000 dollar beats

    [chorus: grimm]

    I smoke two joints when i wake up
    In the car i smoke two joints
    I smoke two joints when in play video games
    And every 10,000 points
    I smoke two joints in time of peace
    And two in time of war ar
    I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
    And then i smoke two more

    [verse 2: spm and low-g]
    [spm]
    Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs
    And writing these raps full of misspelled words
    I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse
    Cause she like the twinkies that i slapped on my herse
    I take two charges it's really quite harmless
    The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha
    I started in 82
    In fifth grade
    You can say i was in high school
    True smoka

    [low-g]
    I got mary at an early age
    Con mi hermosa
    Maria es mi esposa
    Mi sanchas nina rosa
    Mafiosa
    Pero es es otra cosa
    My wife es elosa
    No yores mariposa
    Tan chiclosa
    Te triago from coasta coasta
    I got your corizon droppin mi bolsa
    Borracho de tu besos
    Hoja pa mis wesos
    Me trais pesos
    Con hidea pa me seso

    [chorus]

    [verse 3: diamond and grimm]
    [diamond]
    Dimaond pop the balla scene
    Smoke two joints where i can beam
    Flip the scene bizatines
    Sippin lean sticky green
    Come out fresh when it spring
    Steady flossin diamond rings
    Bustin gats with bing
    Catchin squares at ten
    Baby beeshi got the throne
    Happy p we fitin to roll
    And shut em down we livin throwed
    Got the keys
    We got the vo's
    Hit and run cause the scheme
    Rush ya head and feel my spin
    Since diamond came around
    Now she down with a team

    [grimm]
    Now i'm down with bobby brown
    But i love al green
    Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans
    Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome
    Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
    Stay stoned at home
    Drop a flow rock a show
    Got to go out the do
    Boppin hoe after close
    No hits snow switch
    Place a pink in my eye
    And i'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky

    [chorus]

    [verse 3: baby beesh and lil bing]
    [baby beesh]
    Now i be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three
    That's the recipe
    Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity
    Don't question me
    Blowin' heavily till i'm 70
    That's the remedy
    Feelin famous like the kennedy's
    From here to tennessee sippin hennesse
    Smokin with intensity
    Feel my ghetto energy
    Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the lebanese
    I be getting higher than the hills of beverly beverly

    [lil bing]
    Two joints be smellay in my cadi
    From the valley to cali
    In the alley servin patties
    Hastled by federales
    Drippin candy
    Sippin brandy
    Twenty inches look fancy
    On my way to the grammys
    Hoes droppin they panties
    Got a freak named sandy
    Makin hits like sammie
    I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at grandy's
    Smashin off maan fo sho
    Got my tv's on glow
    Smokin two smokin four
    Then mo with two mo
    [two mo repeats till fade]

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