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the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Annie: All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Ash: “All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons.”
Annie: First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn’t talk too much but I didn’t mind. I was all set to marry him, but
before we could consummate Ed was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: Then it was Daddy
Ash & Scott: “Daddy”
Annie: Who I could count on.
Ash & Scott: “Awoo”
Annie: “He loved to read the Necronomicon”
Ash & Scott: “Book of the Dead”
Annie: He also enjoyed playing board games.
But he can’t sink my battleship now ‘cause Dad was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: They say love is cruel and I believe them, my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons. Why?
Scott: I don’t know.
Ash: Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does!
But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean.
I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons,
but that’s only two men, isn’t it?
I mean there’s no way that
ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
Annie: Oh, no? It was high school
Ash & Scott: “High School”
Annie: Senior prom.
Ash & Scott: “Oh yeah!”
Annie: Going with my steady Howie Brown.
Ash & Scott: “Howie Brown”
Annie: A perfect night
Ash & Scott: Howie Brown?
Annie: Like I always dreamed.
Ash & Scott: A little girl’s dream…
Annie: But when “Stairway to Heaven” began
Howe was killed by (damn!) a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands!
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends.
Gay Friends: “Hey!”
Annie: Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed.
And now that I’ve met you two guys I know you’ll soon be dead!
Scott: What the f--?
Annie: They say love is cruel (Shoop shoo-wa) and I believe them (Shoop shoo-wa),
my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men
in my life—and I mean ALL the men (in my life)
EVERY single man!—in my life,
keeps getting killed by Candarian Demons!
Ash: Candarian Demons
Scott: Oo-ee-oo-oo!

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